Why, Why, Why?

I just found this in my emails and had a laugh. Thought I would share it as everyone needs a daily chuckle. I don't know how to get rid of those arrow things, except to go delete every one of them, and I am way to lazy to do that right now- sorry-ok, I am not really sorry about it. Anyways, enjoy:
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> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
>are getting dead?
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> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
>is not enough money?
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> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
>but check when you say the paint is wet?
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> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
>a revolver at him?
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> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
>always white?
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> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
>something new to eat will have materialized?
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> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
>cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
>the vacuum one more chance?
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> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
>shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
>right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
>stupid idiot?"
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> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
>off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
>when we complained about the heat?
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> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


Hey there! I made it back home, able to see. Thanks for all your well wishes- my eyes are feeling quite a bit better and I will go to see an opthamologist to find out what is going on as this has been happening frequently, just not as bad as this time. Anyways, we went to a lovely wedding and traveling with my kids was fabulous- the most relaxing times I have had this month with them! I see I have a lot of catching up to do with you all. Maybe I will find some pics of our road trip to post. I left my two older kids with their dad, who lives close to where we attended the wedding. I am missing them right now. Anyways, blah, blah. Hubby just went to pic up Greek food- I am thankful to not have to come home and cook!